The Recession is OVER!

When Ben Bernanke starts testifying with all his blah blah spreadsheets and pie charts and MBA mumbo jumbo, we can all think yeah maybe the economy is turning around, but here's how I know the good times are comin' back: Sephora is selling a MAKEUP AIRBRUSH for $225. Why do I need that? I don't know, but if the economy was bad, I sure wouldn't. I would make do with that little spongey thing, or uh -- my finger tip?!?! Since things are so good again, I can invest half a car payment in something to make my skin (hopefully) look flawless. I think. So -- crank up the tunes kids, bust out the Visa, and start spending again.