Another gem: "who shot john"

"who shot john" defined:
(idiom) A long and involved explanation; or, a thing of which an explanation would be long and involved.

My old boyfriend's mom used to say this, and she's the only person I've heard use it. But it has a definition and other people DO say it. Now you will want to adopt it, GUAR-AN-TEED!! Seriously, try it ... you'll love it.

Borrowing Trouble

"borrow trouble" defined:
Fig. to worry needlessly; to make trouble for oneself.

This is such a great expression - I don't hear it much but I use it a lot.
Life is hard enough, right?

If you could ever love anyone more...

but I could not: Rome, the star of "Chestnut Pudding" by the 1/2 classroom at Polytechnic Elementary.