How to Look Good in Front of the Camera!

I eagerly clicked on the above Yahoo! "news" -- and they use the term loosely -- link, hoping for some really great insider scoop BUT NO! Just the same old "flattering 3/4 view" not very cleverly renamed the "cheerleader pose" (clearly, cheerleaders have changed their pose from back in my day . . .what happened to one leg straight, other leg bent at 45 degree angle with both arms straight overhead clutching school colored pompoms?).

Here's a few great LoSpace tips they didn't include:
1. holding a heavy kid makes your arms looked toned, if no kid is immediately available, avoid smushing arms against sides; it makes them look wider.
2. big sunglasses hide crow's feet around eyes.
3. there is truly no help for short legs (unless photographer crouches down really low to the ground.
See below for demo:

See the tips for yourself: http://www.geeksugar.com/1130170

Ron Paul is WRONG!

I am the new biggest fan of the IRS . . . for some inexplicable reason the "system" kicked back the federal tax credit for my environmentally conscious 43 mpg Civic Hybrid, and I have called the IRS 800-number three times to get an explanation. It has something to do with Alternative Minimum Tax but beyond that, color me befuddled. So it's back on the phone tomorrow. Call time invested to date:
3/5: 58 minutes (spoke to 2 nice enough people)
3/12: 67 minutes (at least half on hold), then 57 minutes (56 on hold) -- accidentally hung up both times by face-beeping. Oh well.

3/13 update: 40 minutes more, some on hold, this time the issue is being referred to a reviewer, none of the customer service ops can explain it, apparently a very obscure question. Yeah, like they never get asked "Can I please have my $2000 back?!?!" Now we will apparently hear something in 30 days . . .

Here's the kicker: no one can exlain the "correction" but they surely are nice! So I have to say we need the IRS. At least these people aren't telemarketers calling us, right? Towit, here are a few new proposed taglines for this venerable government institution:
The IRS: a nice place for nice people to work!
The IRS: what does Ron Paul know anyway?
The IRS: somebody has to take our money . . .

Let me know if you come up with something better!

Mesa AZ Jr High Declared No-Hug Zone

Okay, now you've read it all. According to a newspaper article, about 400 of 1200 kids surveyed at Shepherd Jr High in Mesa "were concerned about public kissing and hugging in the hall." So apparently the school rolled out a new rule against hugging even though "The rule had been in the student handbook previously." I guess I'd like to see this survey. Was that an open ended question on "What concerns you at our school?" Fill in the blank, with a line after it? Was it multiple choice? (circle all that apply)...

But the best part of the story was a run-down of acceptable displays, copied here for the edification of all. The list of acceptable public displays are:
• Stopping and talking in the halls (but moving to the side to allow others to pass).
• Shaking a friend's hand and patting him on the back in a "man hug"
• Draping an arm around someone's shoulder in a "hook hug"
• Holding hands
• Linking arms
• Hugging no longer than 2 seconds
• Respecting other people's opinions and values

First, I must admit I learned a great deal about hugs and hug names (eg the allowed "man hug" and "hook hug") and I regret that the list doesn't include the leaning in "A-frame hug" for people who don't really like each other, or hugging.
Second, I am curious and dismayed about what "displays of affection" in a junior high led to 400 kids expressing concern and the subsequent hug ban.
Most important, what is going on with these kids and the adults in charge of them? How about a policy that encourages them to make good decisions about their behavior? With a description of acceptable hugs this specific, the administration is surely fostering one kind of critical thinking -- encouraging kids to find loopholes. Maybe this incident will produce a few good trial attorneys out of Shepherd Jr High...
Click here for the original article.

National Margarita Day 2/22/08 - How great is that?

Who knew?!?! A day for a drink? Anyway, check out this intriguing factoid: "In a recent survey by Tequila Don Julio, the majority of margarita sippers questioned favor the lime flavor, with strawberry coming in a distant second. It's a closer race when sippers were asked whether they wanted their margaritas frozen (51.4 percent) or on the rocks (48.6 percent)." Ah those many happy Friday evenings at Chevy's, sipping a nice top shelf. Rocks, NO salt! Because hey, there's plenty in the chips and salsa! For more margarita fun, take the "What kind of margarita are you?" quiz. C'mon . . . just do it!
http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavormargaritaareyouquiz/
I'm blueberry -- who ever heard of that?

Is it me or is this Jaclyn Smith?!?

Will the real Jaclyn Smith please stand up?

Wake me up, I've been asleep since Charlie's Angels the series . . .

You must admit, the resemblance is uncanny. Maybe JS has a little different jawline, but COME ON! Actually, I have to say "You go Katherine McPhee, you little 70's flashback vixen, make the money while you can, you American Idol runner-up, you." And not in a mean way, in a congratulatory way. So if it sounded mean, oh well.

Happy Valentoe's Day

Love this holiday! Candy! Flowers! Presents!

Dinner! Red! It rocks.

Last foot post . . . for awhile anyway . . .
See below for the kids' e-Valentine: love it too!

Make a free ecard - it's easy!

Best Foot Post Ever!

To add to the HCBC (a great new online community) foot photo entries -- here's a little blast from the foot photo past. One summer 2005 day we were swimming at my sister's house, and my dad looked at my feet and exclaimed . . . "I know those feet! Those are my feet!" The funny part is that it took over 35 years for us to make this connection. So the next thing we did was take photo evidence, and for additional data points, another one with my sister and niece feet. They DO NOT have "our" feet. So, dad's "great" toe joint aside, it's true -- I do have his feet! It's funny, the little things you pick up on, even after 35 years.