MOTO Headline of the Day: Lawyer Says (Michael) Jackson Is Ill

MOTO = Master of the Obvious. Go to your Yahoo! Featured News page today -- and that's one of the links. Michael Jackson -- ill . . . really??!?! How about mentally ill!!! I will not honor this goofball with a photo on LoSpace, but here's a link to the story:
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61882079

Basically, the story says that Jackson's lawyer told the rich Bahrainian sheik who's suing Jackson for breach of contract, among other things, that his client can't travel to London to testify.

The story, hilariously, goes on to explain how much money this sheik gave Jackson for projects and expenses, reportedly millions of dollars, including $300,000 for a "motivational guru" -- money which the sheik considers an advance. Jackson and his attorney's are calling it a "gift".

Can you say "A fool and his money are soon parted" . . . ?

Best Face Forward - Product of the Month!

Here's another winning product review: RareMinerals Blemish Therapy. This stuff addresses blemish issues overnight (ok, maybe 2 nights . . .). For those who thought (mistakenly) that zits were going to fade from your life along with high school memories, this one's for you. The loose powder magically dries up yucky pimples and blemishes very quickly. The brush applicator prevents adding more oil to the problem while the sheer powder adds a little layer of cover-up. The upside of still having zits in your 30s and 40s is offset by gainful employment which allows you to spend $28 on a solution. Move over, Clearasil -- you are OWNED!

Halloween Rocks on Rock Street

We had a clone trooper and a pink & purple fairy.

The night starts early and ends early when sunset happens at 540pm. Laney rode in the wagon with her friend Maya. They made it up and down 2 streets. Here are the kids by 800pm.