NOW who believes in angels?!?!

Any questions? Nah, me neither . . .

Xmas Unwrapping Wrap-Up

Ok, is anyone else SICK of packaging?!?! The twistie ties that require wire cutters to exricate the toy while your kid grapples and paws to get it out of the box? The millions of tiny transparent rubber bands that keep miniscule pieces in place? The boxes taped shut in completely incomprehensible places? The hard plastic bubble packs that nearly require a blow torch to cut through? Hmmmm . . . do you think the Made in China people are more amused or amazed by the crap they use to fasten the toys to their boxes?!?! In response, let me now hail the Christmas morning miracle tool, the Leatherman Micra:

Accept no substitutes! It wire cuts, it chops, it can opens, it screw drives standard AND Philips head (great for battery installation!). Thankfully this was handy in my purse for quick Christmas application. Next year, make these your stocking stuffers! Hmm - will have to think about that for the 3 year old . . . but, she is pretty dexterous . . .

And gratuitously, here are my kids opening gifts. Roman loves his bubble gum machine. Laney loves everything!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

World's Cutest Mom!

Roman and I went to Idaho for a little visit 2 weeks ago. Here' s me and my mom Sunday 12-7-08 at my sister's house! Though she might modestly deny it, she is the cutest and smartest mom in the WHOLE WORLD! Hey, I love it when my kid tells me that too!

Okay, here's my cute middle sister and niece and nephew too:

Then somehow, middle sister (far left) looked the cutest in this picture. Tho oldest sister (center) looks cuter than me too (the best one of ME middle had her eyes shut). That's me -- such a giver, putting the worst pic of myself on the LoSpace. Anyway, do we 3 look alike or what?!?!

Inside to Robyn "I'm still STUMPY!!!!"

Soccer: It's Really Hard

Roman's game face:

"Come on mom, I just want to sit on the team blanket and drink some water" face:

"This is my first trophy..." face:
Soccer is over. Roman's team won their final game yesterday, a shutout. Bella is still the leading scorer. Roman blocked a couple of kicks as goalie and told me on the way home that he is ready to sell his jersey to some other kid. I guess we'll have to find one named "Valenzuela" . . .

MOTO Headline of the Day: Lawyer Says (Michael) Jackson Is Ill

MOTO = Master of the Obvious. Go to your Yahoo! Featured News page today -- and that's one of the links. Michael Jackson -- ill . . . really??!?! How about mentally ill!!! I will not honor this goofball with a photo on LoSpace, but here's a link to the story:
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61882079

Basically, the story says that Jackson's lawyer told the rich Bahrainian sheik who's suing Jackson for breach of contract, among other things, that his client can't travel to London to testify.

The story, hilariously, goes on to explain how much money this sheik gave Jackson for projects and expenses, reportedly millions of dollars, including $300,000 for a "motivational guru" -- money which the sheik considers an advance. Jackson and his attorney's are calling it a "gift".

Can you say "A fool and his money are soon parted" . . . ?

Best Face Forward - Product of the Month!

Here's another winning product review: RareMinerals Blemish Therapy. This stuff addresses blemish issues overnight (ok, maybe 2 nights . . .). For those who thought (mistakenly) that zits were going to fade from your life along with high school memories, this one's for you. The loose powder magically dries up yucky pimples and blemishes very quickly. The brush applicator prevents adding more oil to the problem while the sheer powder adds a little layer of cover-up. The upside of still having zits in your 30s and 40s is offset by gainful employment which allows you to spend $28 on a solution. Move over, Clearasil -- you are OWNED!

Halloween Rocks on Rock Street

We had a clone trooper and a pink & purple fairy.

The night starts early and ends early when sunset happens at 540pm. Laney rode in the wagon with her friend Maya. They made it up and down 2 streets. Here are the kids by 800pm.