Thoughts and photos by Lois. It's supposed to be funny, or thought-provoking, or both.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Wow, now Julia Roberts is a face of Lancome!! This will date me, but I loved when they had Isabella Rossellini.  Personally, also not liking this look for Julia -- she looks pale and horsey in this shot. Julia! Girl!  Eat, pray, or love your way to better makeup if you keep this contract!

Also, someone quoted her as saying she doesn't do Botox because she wants her kids to know when she's mad.  Ok...no to Botox, yes YES YES to Photoshop.  Gotcha.

Finally, Lo wants to try this mascara badly!!! Anyone used this?  Comments?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Happy Birthday Superman!


MPG, you amaze me. I wish I had pictures of the next great years. Here's to 46!

Photo credit: WMU the 80's!!!

Monday, August 09, 2010

Can They Say This Online?!?!

Idaho Vandals Ladies White Boy Beater Tank Top

In Stock
Price: $13.95







I cut/pasted that description.  Really?!?!? Is that what these shirts are called now?  Weird, because the black tank is called:

adidas Idaho Vandals Ladies Black Pure Shooter Tank Top

But it's a few bucks more... wait, hmm..."pure shooter" -- is that name any better?!?! I think I like the shirt better nonetheless...and hey, thanks facebook for the shopportunity! I don't care how much BSU wins football games, UI is always #1 to me -- that's what an undergraduate alma mater stands for!

In closing may I say "GO VANDALS!"  (fist pump!)

Happy 4th Laney Ry!

Magical Build-A-Bear birthday party: check!
Starring a host of gorgeous girlies: check!
Tie-dye cake that matches my dress: check!

What a birthday!
(belatedly blogged by beleaguered mom)

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Phantom Meets Girl Style

When you put a kid in an adult sized mask -- it's WEIRD!

Check out the girl looking ready for Cirque du Soleil...or Halloween...or Mardi Gras.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Job Opportunity...Help Wanted


I can't decide if this is real or a joke.  This sentence is the kicker: "Our corporate clients expect the best so be prepared to cheer for the most mundane of corporate accomplishments."

Who wrote that?  Is this for real?  Who uses this service?!?  How much would they pay the umbrella girl?

I guess it's just another example of our "service-oriented" economy -- can't ship this job offshore...

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Most Random Architectural Feature

In the lobby of a Gilbert medical office building...is that a, a WET BAR?  Or veggie sink?  I'm trying to figure out what possible purpose this could ever have served.  Of course, upon viewing it, I had an irresistable temptation to wash my hands BUT there is no towel dispenser and no visible trash can for said towels.  Just freaky. Was the architect visualizing impromptu happy hours in this lobby?!?!  Even more odd -- I spent about 4 months doing my x-ray clinical rotation in this building and do not recall this feature.  Okay, I was pregnant and stressed out but still.  I think Lo-CD would have picked up on this anachronism...I mean COME ON!