Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Danny is mean, but funny...
I'm so glad I don't have to do the Starbucks courier service anymore since Keurig joined our office!!
5 comments:
I love this!!
Funny! Did you know the Starbucks at the Pike's Place market that they have billed as "the first Starbucks" really isn't? The *real* first one was a few doors down, but got torn down and they re-opened in the slot they're in now.
A skinny vanilla latte sounds like a way to start my morning. Ill take large
Danny is mean:(
I agree with your assessment Danny is mean and funny. LOL
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